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「那邊那個人不是王總嗎?」太太問:「他身邊那個女人是誰?」
                                                                                                         
「是他的情婦。」丈夫答。「喔?」太太若無其事地邊喝咖啡邊說道:「我們的漂亮多了!」
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                      
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知不知道我是誰
                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                  
 有一天~一位想訂機票的客戶很不滿女服務員的態度,於是客戶打電話去給該航空公司的總經理室抱怨 ~~~ 
客戶:總經理啊!你不知道你們的服務員態度很差ㄟ!
                                                                         
總經理:應該不會吧!
                                                                                 
客戶:不然,你自己假裝是客戶,打電話去不就知道了。
                                                                                              
果然,那服務員態度真的很差,所以總經理生氣了。 
                                                                                              
總經理:你知不知道我是誰啊?你敢這樣講話?
                                                                                                          
服務員:我管你是誰啊!
                                                                                      
總經理:公司大大小小的事都得歸我管,我是妳的 -- 總經理!
                                                                                              
服務員:哦!你是總經理啊!那你知不知道我是誰~
                                                                                                     
總經理:不知道!服務員:那就好!.... (於是服務員趕緊把電話掛上了 )
                                                                                                              
 總經理:我咧.. !@#$%^&()... 
                                                                                           
                                                                                              
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公豬 
                                                                                                                      
一個專養母豬的豬場,為了維持豬場內豬隻的數量,在母豬群中放養了一隻公的豬。
                                                                                                                          
但是時間久了,這隻公豬也老了,開始有點力不從心,於是牧場的主人又買了一隻新的公豬來擔任維持豬隻數量的工作。 
                                                                                                              
至於那隻老公豬,由於過去數年來,牠沒有功勞也有苦勞,所以主人還是繼續放牠在母豬群裡逍遙。
                                                                                                       
有一天,主人去巡視豬場,看見老公豬氣喘噓噓地趴在地上。
                                                                                                                  
豬場主人走近說:你年紀大了就收斂一點,不要作這麼多。
                                                                                                                             
老公豬一臉無辜的說:你難道不能告訴那隻新來的,我不是母豬! 
                                                             
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